🎉 The “Not-Your-Grandma’s- WALK OUT -Basement” Apartment! 🎉
Available 10/01/25 – 2 Bed, 1.5 Bath | $1575/month
📍 Bluffdale, UT
Some “basement apartments” feel like a hobbit hole with plumbing. Not this one. This place is basically the Beyoncé of basements: Walk-Out, high ceilings, natural light galore, and a kitchen so big you’ll feel guilty if you only use it to microwave Hot Pockets.
And here’s the kicker: we’ve NEVER raised the rent on tenants. Ever. Our tenants are happier than dogs at a bacon festival (minus the dogs—because, spoiler alert, no pets).
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✨ Why This Place is Awesome:
• Tall Ceilings + Big Windows – You’ll forget you’re in a basement.
• Private Entrance – No more pajama-clad neighbor encounters.
• 2 Spacious Bedrooms – Perfect for a couple, single renter, or someone with a suspiciously large collection of IKEA furniture.
• 1.5 Bathrooms – Enough bathrooms to prevent passive-aggressive sticky notes.
• HUGE Kitchen – For real cooking, fake cooking, or TikTok recipe fails.
• In-Unit Washer & Dryer – Because nobody misses laundromats.
• Flat $150 Utilities – All the essentials included (except internet/TV—Elon Musk hasn’t made that free yet).
• 2 Off-Street Parking Spaces – No parking games, no gladiator battles.
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🌳 Location Perks:
Quiet Bluffdale neighborhood with fast access to:
• I-15 & Bangerter Highway (aka your escape routes).
• Mountain View Corridor (so scenic you’ll feel like you’re in a car commercial).
• Thanksgiving Point / Silicon Slopes (tech jobs + dinosaurs 🦖).
• Parks, trails, shopping (because Target is therapy).
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🚨 The Fine Print (Read in a Dramatic Voice):
• Credit & Background Check Required – We’re landlords, not detectives, but we like to double-check.
• No Smoking – Our ceilings are high, not smoky.
• No Pets. No ESA. No Exceptions. – We love animals too… but not in this apartment.